TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well fiercer than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's similar to an old-timey rock and roll party with every town lookin' neater than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the fried chicken wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a Saturday night, r